WEBVTT 00:04.876 --> 00:07.779 [upbeat pop music] 00:07.879 --> 00:12.918 ♪ ♪ 00:13.017 --> 00:15.687 - Hello, my favorite freshthems. 00:15.785 --> 00:18.557 Tomorrow is the start of Pre-Frosh Weekend, 00:18.655 --> 00:21.961 where newly accepted students visit to get their first taste 00:22.059 --> 00:23.262 of the Essex experience. 00:23.360 --> 00:24.964 - How exciting. I'll never forget 00:25.062 --> 00:25.965 my Pre-Frosh Weekend. 00:26.063 --> 00:27.366 My host was so fun. 00:27.464 --> 00:28.767 But she got really drunk, 00:28.865 --> 00:30.435 and I had to watch them pump her stomach. 00:30.534 --> 00:32.032 Oh! And I tried Thai food 00:32.136 --> 00:33.172 for the first time. 00:33.271 --> 00:34.706 Not for me. 00:34.800 --> 00:36.036 - If any of you are hosting 00:36.139 --> 00:37.309 potential new students, 00:37.408 --> 00:39.344 please be responsible with them. 00:39.443 --> 00:41.180 - FYI, we are hosting one. 00:41.278 --> 00:42.948 - Wait, we are? - Yeah, it's my friend 00:43.047 --> 00:44.283 from back home. Her name's Priya. 00:44.381 --> 00:45.717 She's a sweet Indian nerd. 00:45.816 --> 00:47.886 I just sent an old pic of us to our thread. 00:47.986 --> 00:50.289 [phones dinging] 00:50.387 --> 00:52.091 [phone honks] - [gasps] 00:52.189 --> 00:53.592 - Oh, wow. 00:53.691 --> 00:56.128 - Damn, no one zoom in. It made me sad. 00:56.226 --> 00:59.031 - Bela, for your well-being, 00:59.129 --> 01:00.565 don't send photos like that. 01:00.664 --> 01:03.135 - Okay, fine, but everyone be nice to Priya. 01:03.234 --> 01:04.369 She always looked up to me like I was 01:04.468 --> 01:05.704 her way-cooler big sister. 01:05.802 --> 01:08.040 - Aw. - And you were cooler than her 01:08.139 --> 01:09.174 when this photo was taken? 01:09.273 --> 01:11.410 - Clearly. - Mm. 01:11.509 --> 01:13.778 - So nobody make a big thing about this, 01:13.877 --> 01:15.780 but my dad texted me saying that he's bringing up 01:15.879 --> 01:18.283 my cousin to campus for Pre-Frosh Weekend, 01:18.382 --> 01:21.553 and I have decided to come out to him. 01:21.652 --> 01:22.922 - You are? [all exclaim] 01:23.020 --> 01:24.156 - That's awesome. 01:24.255 --> 01:25.624 - Yeah, I'm ready. It's time. 01:25.722 --> 01:27.259 - Maybe you can do it in a fun way. 01:27.358 --> 01:29.628 My cousin proposed using a nursing home flash mob. 01:29.722 --> 01:31.263 It was slow, but moving. 01:31.362 --> 01:34.033 - Yeah, I think I'm just gonna tell him 01:34.132 --> 01:35.567 with words. - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 01:35.665 --> 01:38.003 - I'm just sick of keeping this a secret. 01:38.101 --> 01:40.072 - I also have a secret. 01:40.171 --> 01:42.741 - Oh, my God! You're gay too! 01:42.840 --> 01:44.043 - What? No. 01:44.142 --> 01:45.978 - Oh. - No, I had sex with Andrew. 01:46.077 --> 01:47.412 - What? - You did? 01:47.511 --> 01:49.081 - The bio bro? - Wait, don't you two, like, 01:49.180 --> 01:50.950 hate each other? - Yes, he's insufferable. 01:51.048 --> 01:54.653 But also, he has, like, secret surprise arm muscles. 01:54.752 --> 01:55.921 - Ooh... 01:56.020 --> 01:57.522 - But it was a one-time thing. 01:57.621 --> 02:00.192 Sleeping with my lab partner is way too complicated. 02:00.291 --> 02:01.193 [knock at door] - Okay, oh, my God, 02:01.292 --> 02:02.427 that's Priya. 02:02.526 --> 02:03.862 Everyone, stop talking about sex. 02:03.960 --> 02:05.864 Her dorky, little ears cannot handle that. 02:05.963 --> 02:08.700 Talk about Microsoft Excel. 02:08.800 --> 02:10.335 - Bela! - Priya? 02:10.434 --> 02:12.071 - It's so good to see you! 02:12.170 --> 02:13.172 - Wow! Uh, 02:13.270 --> 02:14.439 I didn't even recognize you. 02:14.538 --> 02:17.137 You got hot and grew boobs. 02:17.909 --> 02:19.478 - Mm. Mm-mm. - Come in! 02:19.576 --> 02:21.680 - ♪ I run the show, my chest be big, yo ♪ 02:21.778 --> 02:24.116 ♪ We run the streets from west to east coast ♪ 02:24.215 --> 02:25.550 ♪ I'm a really big deal ♪ 02:25.649 --> 02:27.752 - I'm so excited you got into Essex. 02:27.851 --> 02:30.555 Here's the place I knew you'd wanna visit first-- 02:30.654 --> 02:32.257 the library. - Stop. 02:32.351 --> 02:34.026 Your friends are gonna think I'm an epic loser. 02:34.125 --> 02:36.461 - One summer, Priya spent so much time reading 02:36.560 --> 02:38.630 that she got something called juvenile hunchback. 02:38.729 --> 02:41.833 She had to wear a brace. - I made it look cool. 02:41.933 --> 02:43.135 - You're gonna love Essex. 02:43.234 --> 02:44.937 It's like the best place in the world. 02:45.035 --> 02:46.538 - I'm so excited to be here. 02:46.637 --> 02:48.974 This is actually my first night ever away from home. 02:49.073 --> 02:50.042 - Aw. 02:50.140 --> 02:51.143 - Right, you weren't allowed 02:51.242 --> 02:52.144 to do anything in high school. 02:52.243 --> 02:53.245 We had to have all 02:53.344 --> 02:54.379 our sleepovers at your house. 02:54.478 --> 02:55.514 Remember that time you got your 02:55.612 --> 02:56.781 braces caught in a knit blanket 02:56.881 --> 02:57.983 and you cried so hard 02:58.077 --> 02:59.318 that you barfed? - I don't think 02:59.416 --> 03:00.619 we need to tell your friends that story. 03:00.718 --> 03:02.754 I'm gonna go peek inside the building. 03:02.854 --> 03:04.423 - Yeah. 03:04.521 --> 03:06.491 - She seems great. - No, agreed. 03:06.590 --> 03:08.060 She's so cool. - Wait, 03:08.159 --> 03:10.262 even you think she's cool? - Oh, my God, yeah. 03:10.361 --> 03:12.564 I mean, she has great style, gorgeous hair, 03:12.663 --> 03:15.134 a well-curated but effortless social media vibe. 03:15.232 --> 03:16.435 She's cool as hell. 03:16.534 --> 03:18.770 - Huh, took you months to call me cool. 03:18.864 --> 03:20.005 - I called you "cool"? 03:20.104 --> 03:21.306 I don't think I ever said that. 03:21.405 --> 03:23.075 - Weird, I feel like you say it a lot. 03:23.174 --> 03:26.245 [upbeat electronic music] 03:26.343 --> 03:28.247 - Ooh, Kimberly, here comes Jackson. 03:28.345 --> 03:29.414 - [gasps] How do I look? 03:29.513 --> 03:30.815 - Who cares? What about me? 03:30.914 --> 03:33.418 - Hey, I'd like to order a coffee Kimberly-style. 03:33.517 --> 03:35.520 - What's Kimberly style? 03:35.619 --> 03:37.389 - [whispers] Extra hot. - Oh, wow. 03:37.487 --> 03:38.457 - Damn. - [chuckles] 03:38.555 --> 03:39.824 We actually do have to serve 03:39.923 --> 03:41.426 all our coffee at a standard temperature, 03:41.525 --> 03:42.761 because of a recent lawsuit though. 03:42.860 --> 03:44.263 - That's okay. Just came by 03:44.362 --> 03:46.565 to say a quick hello before class. 03:47.364 --> 03:49.268 I'll see you later. 03:49.368 --> 03:50.569 - Bye. 03:51.268 --> 03:52.871 [squeals] - So you still hangin' out 03:52.970 --> 03:55.007 with the action figure, huh? - Leave her alone. 03:55.104 --> 03:57.842 I'm proud of our girl. She loves herself a hot boy. 03:57.942 --> 03:59.578 - What does that mean? - First, Nico. 03:59.677 --> 04:01.241 Now, Farmer Long John. 04:01.345 --> 04:02.814 You go for the ripped, big hotties. 04:02.912 --> 04:04.950 - Not just 'cause they're hot. - Oh, please. 04:05.048 --> 04:07.519 - You work this whole Ruth Bader Ginsburg angle, 04:07.618 --> 04:09.121 but you like the hot guy. 04:09.220 --> 04:10.522 It's okay to be a little shallow. 04:10.621 --> 04:12.591 - I'm not shallow. - [laughs] It's fine. 04:12.689 --> 04:14.693 I love it when people only like me for my looks. 04:14.792 --> 04:16.495 It happens very frequently. 04:16.594 --> 04:19.031 - Okay, name one thing you have in common with that guy. 04:19.130 --> 04:20.365 - Uh, we both... 04:20.464 --> 04:22.935 are born during winter months. 04:23.034 --> 04:23.936 - [laughs] - Ah. 04:24.034 --> 04:25.637 - That's a bad answer. 04:25.736 --> 04:28.207 - Okay, so maybe I don't know what we have in common yet. 04:28.305 --> 04:29.909 But I'll find it, all right? 04:30.008 --> 04:31.110 - Whoa. - Whew. 04:31.209 --> 04:32.211 - Okay. - Okay, it's getting 04:32.309 --> 04:33.545 pretty heated. 04:33.644 --> 04:36.781 I suggest everyone take an unpaid five. 04:36.881 --> 04:39.084 Unpaid five! 04:39.183 --> 04:40.920 I am such a great manager. 04:41.019 --> 04:44.023 [upbeat music] 04:44.121 --> 04:46.191 - God, I love this campus! 04:46.290 --> 04:48.093 It's so nice up here. 04:48.192 --> 04:50.129 - I'm really glad we got a chance to catch up. 04:50.227 --> 04:52.292 - It's just your mom and I are going through a bit 04:52.396 --> 04:53.598 of a hard time right now, 04:53.697 --> 04:54.633 the whole thing with your brother, 04:54.732 --> 04:56.535 you know? - Yeah. 04:56.628 --> 04:59.771 - And then her charity is being investigated by the D.A., 04:59.870 --> 05:02.474 so she could be in a lot of trouble, you know? 05:02.573 --> 05:04.476 And I'm not going down for that, you know? 05:04.574 --> 05:06.411 I won't. And then, also, 05:06.510 --> 05:07.913 please don't tell anybody about this, 05:08.011 --> 05:11.116 but her Japanese hair transplant didn't take, 05:11.215 --> 05:13.785 and so she's got a tiny bald spot. 05:13.884 --> 05:15.787 But act like you don't notice it. 05:15.887 --> 05:17.317 - That's a lot. - It is a lot. 05:17.421 --> 05:18.623 It is a lot. - Yeah. 05:18.722 --> 05:20.225 - But that's why I'm happy to be here. 05:20.324 --> 05:21.393 So what's going on with you? 05:21.492 --> 05:23.628 - Me? Pff. 05:25.263 --> 05:26.326 Nothing. 05:26.430 --> 05:27.666 Really nothing. - Nothing? 05:27.764 --> 05:29.534 - No, no, nothing. [laughs] You know, 05:29.634 --> 05:31.003 just the same old stuff. 05:31.102 --> 05:33.973 [upbeat music] 05:34.071 --> 05:35.908 ♪ ♪ 05:36.007 --> 05:36.708 - Hey, Andrew. 05:36.808 --> 05:38.944 I think we need to talk 05:39.043 --> 05:40.679 about the other day. 05:40.772 --> 05:43.782 - Yeah, I've been thinking, and we shouldn't hook up again. 05:43.881 --> 05:46.418 It's just not worth it for me. [slurps] 05:46.516 --> 05:50.455 - Wait, you're saying sleeping with me isn't worth it for you? 05:50.554 --> 05:51.723 - Yeah. - Do you not see 05:51.823 --> 05:53.258 how much hotter than you I am? 05:53.357 --> 05:56.228 - Listen, I did the math, and I'm 3% more productive 05:56.327 --> 05:57.496 without you as a distraction. 05:57.594 --> 05:58.697 - What's so distracting about me? 05:58.796 --> 06:00.065 - Well, for one, you're wearing 06:00.164 --> 06:01.200 a skirt to the lab 06:01.298 --> 06:02.301 when all legs should be covered 06:02.400 --> 06:04.136 in case of chemical spillage. 06:04.234 --> 06:05.704 But instead, you're... 06:08.640 --> 06:09.942 - A distraction? 06:10.040 --> 06:11.843 [romantic music] 06:11.942 --> 06:12.844 Damn it. 06:12.944 --> 06:17.950 ♪ ♪ 06:18.049 --> 06:19.985 - I wouldn't say I'm a campus celebrity, 06:20.084 --> 06:22.054 but sure, I guess other people might. 06:22.153 --> 06:24.489 - Hey, you're Priya, right? - Yeah. 06:24.589 --> 06:25.790 - I'm Graham. 06:25.889 --> 06:27.259 - Hi, Graham. - Oh, like the cracker-- 06:27.352 --> 06:28.593 motherfucker. - Shit, I'm sorry. 06:28.692 --> 06:30.162 I didn't even see you there-- 06:30.260 --> 06:32.864 didn't even register there was another person here. 06:32.963 --> 06:35.034 A bunch of us are planning a party in the woods, 06:35.133 --> 06:37.002 like a fire and stuff, if you wanna come. 06:37.100 --> 06:40.705 - Wow, um, yeah, I've never been to a party like that before. 06:40.804 --> 06:43.075 It sounds super fun. Can my friend come? 06:43.174 --> 06:44.076 - Oh, is this your friend? 06:44.175 --> 06:45.177 I thought she was 06:45.276 --> 06:46.378 your accountant or something. 06:46.477 --> 06:47.679 But if it means you'll be there, 06:47.779 --> 06:49.548 sure, bring her. - Actually, 06:49.647 --> 06:50.615 we already have plans. 06:50.715 --> 06:52.151 - Sorry--we do? 06:52.249 --> 06:53.352 - Yeah, our dorm is hosting 06:53.451 --> 06:54.686 a big floor party. 06:54.784 --> 06:55.955 It's gonna be huge! You didn't think 06:56.053 --> 06:57.589 I'd invite you to campus and not show you 06:57.688 --> 07:00.125 how hard we kick it, did you? - [laughs] Okay. 07:00.219 --> 07:01.526 I'm sorry. - It's all good. 07:01.626 --> 07:03.228 [pop music] 07:03.327 --> 07:05.230 - Yeah, boys invite me to parties all the time. 07:05.329 --> 07:07.766 I can barely keep track of all the invites. 07:07.864 --> 07:09.701 We're throwing a party tonight, and it has to be good. 07:09.800 --> 07:11.636 - But I already had plans to finish my vision board. 07:11.735 --> 07:13.772 I finally found a picture of AOC playing chess. 07:13.871 --> 07:15.240 - Well, you can forget about that, 07:15.339 --> 07:16.508 because we need to show Priya how cool I am 07:16.608 --> 07:18.043 by throwing a rager. 07:18.142 --> 07:19.912 - Wait, where is Priya? - At a Pre-Frosh event, 07:20.010 --> 07:22.915 which gives us time to get this place in order. 07:23.014 --> 07:24.649 - Wait, why are you stressed? 07:24.748 --> 07:26.218 Doesn't Priya, like, look up to you or something? 07:26.316 --> 07:28.020 - Oh, she used to, before her face cleared up 07:28.118 --> 07:30.189 and she grew perfect tits and amazing peach ass. 07:30.286 --> 07:32.257 - Is she old enough for you to be talking about her like that? 07:32.356 --> 07:34.159 - A cute guy just hit on her in front of me 07:34.258 --> 07:37.029 and made it clear I gave him absolutely no boner. 07:37.128 --> 07:38.730 It's like the student has become the teacher. 07:38.830 --> 07:40.032 - Isn't that a good thing? 07:40.131 --> 07:41.533 Isn't that what the teacher wants? 07:41.632 --> 07:42.534 - No. Teachers want their students 07:42.633 --> 07:43.535 to fall in love with them 07:43.634 --> 07:44.736 and worship them forever. 07:44.836 --> 07:46.171 - No... - I don't think so. 07:46.270 --> 07:48.140 - Why is Priya's approval so important to you? 07:48.238 --> 07:49.909 - Because she used to think I was the best, 07:50.007 --> 07:52.144 and that made me feel good about myself. 07:52.243 --> 07:54.346 I don't want to lose that. - Yeah, I get that. 07:54.444 --> 07:56.748 - Okay, we need to make sure we have a ton of booze 07:56.847 --> 07:58.250 and a packed house. Leighton, 07:58.349 --> 08:00.119 is your dad still here? Can he buy us a bunch 08:00.218 --> 08:02.387 of top shelf stuff? - No, he's taking a walk 08:02.486 --> 08:03.622 in a sculpture garden. 08:03.721 --> 08:04.689 He's not really in a good place. 08:04.789 --> 08:06.425 So I didn't come out to him. 08:06.523 --> 08:07.927 - Aw, I'm sorry. - Yeah. 08:08.025 --> 08:09.728 - Does Priya know you're gay? Can I tell her? 08:09.827 --> 08:10.963 I think she might like that. 08:11.061 --> 08:12.231 - Mm-mm. 08:12.330 --> 08:13.565 - Fine, I'll let you tell her. 08:13.664 --> 08:15.634 - That is not what that look meant. 08:15.733 --> 08:16.936 - [gasps] Is that Jackson? 08:19.203 --> 08:20.500 Jackson! 08:20.604 --> 08:22.141 - Oh, hey. - What are you listening to? 08:22.239 --> 08:24.209 Is it the podcast on erosion I told you about? 08:24.308 --> 08:26.411 I hope you're enjoying it as much as I did. 08:26.510 --> 08:27.913 - Oh, no. It's my workout mix. 08:28.012 --> 08:29.681 It's a mashup of EDM and country. 08:29.780 --> 08:31.383 Do you listen to either of those? 08:31.482 --> 08:35.187 - No, my workout mix is mostly talk radio and think pieces. 08:35.286 --> 08:36.688 - Hey, I'm gonna go watch "SmackDown." 08:36.787 --> 08:38.924 You wanna join? - Oh, and that is? 08:39.023 --> 08:41.393 - Wrestling. - Right, yeah, I knew that-- 08:41.491 --> 08:43.095 sanctioned violence. Whoo-hoo! 08:43.193 --> 08:44.263 - Come on. 08:44.361 --> 08:46.526 [percussive music] 08:46.630 --> 08:48.528 - ♪ Different, mm ♪ 08:48.632 --> 08:50.402 ♪ It be different, mm ♪ 08:50.501 --> 08:51.470 - Whitney! 08:51.570 --> 08:52.837 - What's up, girl? 08:52.937 --> 08:54.306 - Where are you guys coming from? 08:54.405 --> 08:57.442 - Ah, you know, just gettin' our steps in. 08:57.541 --> 08:58.538 200? What the hell? 08:58.643 --> 09:00.012 This campus is tiny. 09:00.111 --> 09:02.247 - Hold on. Who is that? 09:02.346 --> 09:04.683 Did you two-- - You hooked up with him again? 09:04.781 --> 09:06.451 You said you can't stand him. - Shh. 09:06.551 --> 09:07.486 It just keeps happening. 09:07.585 --> 09:08.520 - Interesting trajectory 09:08.619 --> 09:10.990 to go from Canaan to that. 09:11.088 --> 09:13.692 - Whoa! Hey, you almost hit me! 09:13.791 --> 09:14.994 Scooters are vehicles, 09:15.092 --> 09:16.728 and they should be in the street! 09:16.827 --> 09:18.558 - If you wanna stop hooking up with him, 09:18.662 --> 09:20.365 quit spending time alone with him. 09:20.463 --> 09:22.534 - The thing is he's smart. So working with him is helpful. 09:22.633 --> 09:25.537 - Well, keep it in public then, not some little lab 09:25.636 --> 09:27.539 where you two keep getting freaky. 09:27.638 --> 09:28.568 - Honestly, though, I get it. 09:28.673 --> 09:29.641 Nerds are hot-- 09:29.740 --> 09:31.043 like Albert Einstein. 09:32.142 --> 09:34.246 What? I love a thick 'stache. 09:34.344 --> 09:37.182 [upbeat pop music] 09:37.280 --> 09:39.218 - It shouldn't be a problem that I parked in the fire lane 09:39.317 --> 09:41.853 just this one time, right? - It's always a problem. 09:41.952 --> 09:43.888 - Murray, is that you? 09:43.988 --> 09:44.990 - George. - Yes. 09:45.089 --> 09:46.458 - What are you doing here? 09:46.551 --> 09:47.759 - I'm on the commencement committee. 09:47.858 --> 09:48.994 I'm--I just came up for a meeting. 09:49.093 --> 09:50.590 - Come on! Great to see you, buddy. 09:50.695 --> 09:52.031 - You too, man. 09:52.129 --> 09:53.665 - Leighton, this is my old friend, George. 09:53.764 --> 09:55.367 We were in the same pledge class together. 09:55.465 --> 09:57.269 both: Alphi Psi until I die! 09:57.368 --> 09:58.703 [laughter] 09:58.802 --> 10:00.805 - Oh, by the way, this is my daughter, Tatum. 10:00.904 --> 10:02.441 - Actually, Leighton and I know each other. 10:02.540 --> 10:05.277 - Yeah, we're friends-- or, um, acquaintances. 10:05.376 --> 10:09.148 - Oh, the next generation of the unbreakable Essex bond. 10:09.246 --> 10:10.610 - Yeah, well, heads up though, Murray. 10:10.715 --> 10:11.917 They are packed tonight. 10:12.016 --> 10:12.918 We couldn't even get a seat at the bar. 10:13.017 --> 10:14.386 - Oh. - Oh... 10:14.484 --> 10:15.988 - Well, we have a reservation. Just sit with us. 10:16.087 --> 10:17.089 - Oh, Dad, they don't wanna eat with us. 10:17.188 --> 10:18.523 - We'd love to. - Oh! 10:18.623 --> 10:19.858 - Great. - Great. 10:19.957 --> 10:21.060 - Come on. - Tatum, can I talk to you 10:21.153 --> 10:21.860 for a second? 10:21.959 --> 10:23.528 - Hi, I am so sorry. 10:23.627 --> 10:25.297 This is awkward. My dad doesn't know 10:25.396 --> 10:27.900 that I'm gay, and I'm sure you think 10:27.997 --> 10:30.369 that is super closeted of me, and I get it, okay? 10:30.467 --> 10:32.071 My ex-girlfriend, Alicia, 10:32.169 --> 10:33.705 really hated it when it came to that, 10:33.804 --> 10:35.674 because I could never talk-- - Okay, chill. 10:35.773 --> 10:36.976 It's fine. 10:37.075 --> 10:38.911 There's no timeline on coming out. 10:39.008 --> 10:42.281 Also, we just started dating, so it's cool. 10:42.380 --> 10:43.415 I got you. 10:43.514 --> 10:44.984 - Okay, thanks. 10:45.081 --> 10:47.486 One more thing--my dad also orders a dirty martini 10:47.584 --> 10:48.820 in a very uncomfortable way, 10:48.919 --> 10:50.289 so I do just wanna get ahead of that. 10:50.388 --> 10:52.691 - I will prepare myself. - Yeah, you should. 10:52.791 --> 10:55.694 [upbeat music] 10:55.793 --> 10:58.030 ♪ ♪ 10:58.129 --> 10:59.698 - I know I'm constantly complaining, 10:59.797 --> 11:01.400 but it's freezing in here. 11:02.894 --> 11:05.270 You want my hoodie? - Uh, no, I'm good. 11:05.369 --> 11:06.338 - You have goosebumps. 11:06.438 --> 11:07.572 Here. 11:07.671 --> 11:08.573 - Oh, you don't have to take it-- 11:08.673 --> 11:09.874 - It's fine. 11:14.612 --> 11:16.148 - Thank you. 11:16.247 --> 11:17.983 That's very nice. 11:19.583 --> 11:22.988 I love how quiet it is up here. 11:23.087 --> 11:25.190 - ♪ Who that pressing on me ♪ 11:25.289 --> 11:26.992 - Hurry up before someone comes. 11:27.090 --> 11:28.427 - You're seriously telling me to hurry up right now? 11:28.527 --> 11:30.095 - [chuckles] 11:30.194 --> 11:32.297 - ♪ Who your baby mama ♪ 11:32.397 --> 11:33.693 - Whitney? 11:33.798 --> 11:35.234 - Canaan! - Oh, shit! 11:35.332 --> 11:36.868 I'm s--I'm sorry. I jus--I came-- 11:36.967 --> 11:38.670 I came to get a book about-- 11:38.770 --> 11:39.699 Ronald Reagan. - Yeah. 11:39.804 --> 11:40.940 - Yup, and I got it, 11:41.038 --> 11:42.607 so you're good--so... - Okay. 11:42.707 --> 11:43.608 - I'ma go. 11:43.708 --> 11:45.077 - Sounds great. 11:46.778 --> 11:47.980 Fuck. 11:49.808 --> 11:51.283 - What are you-- pull your pants up. 11:51.381 --> 11:52.484 - Oh, we're stopping for sure? - Yeah, we're done. 11:52.583 --> 11:53.485 - Okay, yeah, got it. 11:53.585 --> 11:55.087 [upbeat music] 11:55.186 --> 11:57.089 - ♪ It's okay to let my pain go ♪ 11:57.188 --> 12:00.192 ♪ I dance for one ♪ 12:00.290 --> 12:02.194 [camera shutter clicks] - Doesn't this party 12:02.292 --> 12:05.030 look so fucking good? I've really outdone myself. 12:05.129 --> 12:07.132 - Damn, Bela, where'd you get all of that? 12:07.231 --> 12:09.401 - I conned a grad student into buying it for me. 12:09.500 --> 12:11.836 All I had to do was pay him double the cost of the alcohol. 12:11.936 --> 12:13.138 What a deal, right? - Uh... 12:13.237 --> 12:15.040 - Oh... - Hey, how do I look? 12:15.138 --> 12:17.642 Priya texted and said that she'll try and be here soon. 12:17.742 --> 12:19.578 both: Ooh... 12:19.677 --> 12:20.946 - She said "try"? 12:21.045 --> 12:22.814 As someone who loves to bail on things, 12:22.914 --> 12:24.116 that's something I would say a lot. 12:24.214 --> 12:25.217 - Oh, she might be superhot 12:25.316 --> 12:26.551 and look like a mean girl now, 12:26.650 --> 12:27.552 but trust me, she wouldn't just 12:27.652 --> 12:29.788 blow me off like that. 12:29.888 --> 12:30.990 Come on. We've been friends 12:31.088 --> 12:32.257 for, like, ten years now. 12:32.356 --> 12:33.525 She'll be here. 12:33.623 --> 12:35.755 - You guys goin' to this party in the woods? 12:35.859 --> 12:38.363 Priya just texted me it's poppin' off! 12:38.462 --> 12:40.832 - What the hell? She's bailing on my party 12:40.925 --> 12:43.335 and texting you? How'd she even get your number? 12:43.434 --> 12:45.971 You won't even give it to me. - Uh, we just clicked. 12:46.070 --> 12:47.406 We're both the hottest of our siblings. 12:47.504 --> 12:48.740 You wouldn't understand. 12:48.839 --> 12:50.770 - That's it. I'm goin' to the woods. 12:52.376 --> 12:53.979 - Okay, well, I guess we're going. 12:54.077 --> 12:55.814 - I'm not gonna miss this. She's gonna go slap 12:55.913 --> 12:57.682 a little girl in the woods. 12:57.782 --> 12:59.118 [laughter] 12:59.216 --> 13:01.186 - Tatum, your dad in college 13:01.285 --> 13:03.555 was the king of pranks-- the king of pranks. 13:03.653 --> 13:06.458 He used to do this thing where he would put shaving cream 13:06.557 --> 13:08.788 in our shoes. - Yup, I called it creamy toes. 13:08.893 --> 13:10.462 - Right! [both laughing] 13:10.561 --> 13:13.098 You're literally the funniest person I've ever met. 13:13.197 --> 13:15.367 I'm gonna order another drink. - Mm. 13:15.466 --> 13:17.302 - 'Scuse me. Hi, may I have another 13:17.401 --> 13:19.338 dirty martini, please? But this one, I'd like to be 13:19.438 --> 13:20.539 extra dirty. 13:20.638 --> 13:22.802 Like, filthy dirty. 13:22.907 --> 13:24.176 [laughs] Like, I want this martini 13:24.275 --> 13:26.045 to be ashamed of itself. - [laughs] 13:26.143 --> 13:27.846 - He gets it. - You haven't changed a bit, 13:27.946 --> 13:29.181 Murray. - Oh, come on. 13:29.280 --> 13:30.849 - Well, this dinner has been great. 13:30.947 --> 13:33.318 Um, but what if we just go ahead and, like, box this up, 13:33.417 --> 13:35.520 and then I can go home and get all my math homework done? 13:35.619 --> 13:37.656 - Oh, honey. - Damn, raised yourself 13:37.754 --> 13:40.159 a real nerd here. [both laugh] 13:40.257 --> 13:41.626 Uh-oh, nerd alert. - Okay... 13:41.725 --> 13:43.862 - Tatum, you should find a smart girl like her. 13:43.962 --> 13:45.730 - Well, I am trying. - Yeah? 13:45.824 --> 13:46.899 Well, what about that girl, Lydia? 13:46.997 --> 13:48.533 I miss her. - Oh, God, no. 13:48.633 --> 13:50.035 Do not miss Lydia. 13:50.134 --> 13:51.803 Her personality was as ugly as her name. 13:51.903 --> 13:53.505 - Mean, but fair. [laughs] 13:53.604 --> 13:56.141 Okay, not a looker, not a looker. 13:56.240 --> 13:58.577 - Hey, I gotta say, guys, I think this is so cool 13:58.676 --> 14:00.645 that you guys can just talk about dating like this. 14:00.744 --> 14:03.348 Like, I ask Leighton anything about her dating life, 14:03.447 --> 14:05.050 and she just ices me out. - Oh. 14:05.149 --> 14:06.818 - That's not true. - [laughs] It is true. 14:06.917 --> 14:10.189 I've asked you a million times. You are a closed book. 14:10.287 --> 14:12.891 - [scoffs] Okay, well, that is because I c-- 14:15.927 --> 14:17.129 [clears throat] 14:17.928 --> 14:19.999 - 'Cause what? 14:20.097 --> 14:21.600 - I'm gay. 14:22.499 --> 14:26.105 I'm gay, and, um, I've actually been dating Tatum. 14:26.203 --> 14:27.639 - What? - It's true. 14:27.738 --> 14:29.174 - We've been going on dates. We've been on, like, 14:29.273 --> 14:30.575 three dates-- like four, if you include 14:30.674 --> 14:32.144 this insanely weird dinner with our dads. 14:32.242 --> 14:34.613 But yeah, I'm gay. I'm gonna order a drink. 14:34.712 --> 14:37.016 - Okay, uh, cool. 14:37.115 --> 14:39.051 Yeah, cool. 14:41.118 --> 14:42.754 Will you excuse me for just a second? 14:42.854 --> 14:44.056 - Are you-- 14:50.128 --> 14:51.596 [music playing distantly] 14:51.695 --> 14:53.732 - It's late to be playing music out here. 14:53.830 --> 14:56.068 I hope it's not disrupting the nocturnal creatures 14:56.167 --> 14:58.037 who call these woods home. 14:58.135 --> 15:00.239 - Oh, damn, this party looks great-- 15:00.338 --> 15:02.307 way better than the one you threw, Bela. 15:02.407 --> 15:05.244 ♪ ♪ 15:05.342 --> 15:08.147 - Priya, what the hell? - What are you doing here? 15:08.245 --> 15:10.782 I love this fit. - I have to talk to you. 15:10.882 --> 15:12.784 - Uh--what? 15:12.883 --> 15:14.954 - I can't believe you ditched the very cool party 15:15.053 --> 15:17.122 I threw for you. I invited, like, 200 people, 15:17.221 --> 15:18.890 and I only know, like, 25 of them. 15:18.984 --> 15:21.293 I even got you George Clooney tequila. 15:21.392 --> 15:23.795 - I didn't ask you to do that. - Well, you've changed, 15:23.893 --> 15:25.597 and it's not just 'cause you're hotter with bigger tits 15:25.696 --> 15:27.399 and perfect complexion and lip fillers. 15:27.498 --> 15:30.135 - I didn't get lip fillers. Those are just my lips. 15:30.234 --> 15:31.403 - Seriously? - Yeah. 15:31.501 --> 15:33.305 - That's amazing. - Stunning. 15:33.404 --> 15:35.274 - Thank you. - I'd love some beauty tips. 15:35.372 --> 15:36.741 But later. You two keep fighting. 15:36.840 --> 15:40.879 - Bela, I'm sorry for ditching you, but I just-- 15:40.978 --> 15:42.481 I wanted to be around people 15:42.580 --> 15:44.516 who didn't make me feel like the loser I used to be. 15:44.614 --> 15:46.518 The first thing you did when I got here was 15:46.617 --> 15:48.949 tell your roommates a story that made me sound like 15:49.053 --> 15:51.856 a giant nerd. - Oh, I didn't realize... 15:51.956 --> 15:53.425 - I'm trying to reinvent myself. 15:53.523 --> 15:55.694 I thought you of all people would understand that. 15:55.793 --> 15:59.798 I wanna feel good about myself and, like, kiss a boy 15:59.898 --> 16:01.300 and post a cute picture of him 16:01.398 --> 16:04.369 to make mean girls back home jealous. 16:04.468 --> 16:06.906 - I get that. I guess I was just worried 16:07.005 --> 16:08.840 that you're, like, so cool now 16:08.939 --> 16:10.709 that you'd, like, leave me behind. 16:10.809 --> 16:12.077 - Are you kidding? 16:12.176 --> 16:15.447 Bela, I'm coming to Essex for you, okay? 16:15.546 --> 16:18.583 I have always looked up to you. 16:20.350 --> 16:21.653 - Fuck. Come here. 16:21.747 --> 16:24.523 - Okay. [both laugh] 16:24.621 --> 16:26.691 I love you. - I love you too. 16:26.790 --> 16:28.527 Guess I'll just head back to the party then. 16:28.626 --> 16:30.662 - Okay. I will be seeing you 16:30.762 --> 16:32.097 back there though, okay? 16:32.196 --> 16:34.066 I'm just gonna make out with Graham first. 16:34.165 --> 16:35.734 - Yeah, you will. - Yeah, girl! 16:35.832 --> 16:39.438 You go get that young tongue. [flicking tongue] 16:39.536 --> 16:41.907 - Come on, let's give her some space. 16:42.001 --> 16:43.208 - Do you guys think we should make 16:43.307 --> 16:45.077 an anonymous call to the fire marshal? 16:45.176 --> 16:47.079 - Hell no. - These open flames 16:47.178 --> 16:49.548 are very dangerous. 16:57.388 --> 16:58.890 - Hey, Dad, you okay? 16:58.990 --> 16:59.959 - Yeah. 17:00.058 --> 17:01.626 Yeah, of course, honey. 17:06.530 --> 17:07.866 - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to add 17:07.966 --> 17:09.201 any more stress to your life. 17:09.300 --> 17:11.236 I know that there's a lot going on. 17:11.335 --> 17:12.938 - No, honey, don't apologize, please. 17:13.037 --> 17:14.839 That's not why I-- 17:14.939 --> 17:17.376 Leighton, I love you. 17:17.474 --> 17:19.378 My reaction was about me. 17:19.477 --> 17:21.246 I was just shocked, you know? 17:21.345 --> 17:24.616 And the fact that I didn't see this coming, 17:24.714 --> 17:26.986 I don't know what that says about me as a parent. 17:27.083 --> 17:30.689 - It might mean that I'm just really good at being closeted. 17:30.789 --> 17:32.824 [both chuckling] 17:32.922 --> 17:35.527 - Yeah, I don't know. Is that a good thing? 17:35.626 --> 17:37.662 - Yeah, no, no, probably not. 17:37.762 --> 17:39.164 - Are you happy? 17:40.860 --> 17:42.267 - That is a big question. 17:42.366 --> 17:47.706 [chuckles] But in terms of who I am 17:47.805 --> 17:50.976 and my sexuality, 17:51.075 --> 17:52.211 yes. 17:52.309 --> 17:53.445 Yes, I am. 17:53.544 --> 17:55.347 - Well, I'm so happy you told me, 17:55.446 --> 17:57.382 and I'm so proud of you. 17:57.481 --> 18:00.019 For what it's worth, I really like Tatum for you. 18:00.117 --> 18:01.786 - Oh, you do not have to say that. 18:01.885 --> 18:04.223 - No, I really do. When you look at her, you smile 18:04.321 --> 18:06.525 with your teeth and everything. 18:06.623 --> 18:08.227 That's your tell, kiddo. - Oh, my... 18:08.325 --> 18:09.694 - You can't ignore that. - Ha! 18:09.793 --> 18:12.797 I will not be discussing gay dating with my dad. 18:12.897 --> 18:14.066 - Oh, yes, you will. 18:14.164 --> 18:16.601 I'm gonna be calling you every week. 18:16.700 --> 18:18.237 - ♪ I like the way you're moving to the rhythm ♪ 18:18.335 --> 18:20.372 ♪ Like you go on up ♪ 18:20.470 --> 18:22.942 - Oh, wait, how did ending things with Andrew go? 18:23.040 --> 18:24.143 Was he upset? 18:24.241 --> 18:25.477 - Not really-- 18:25.576 --> 18:27.546 mostly because I didn't end things, 18:27.644 --> 18:29.514 then we had sex in the library. 18:29.613 --> 18:30.849 [both scream] - In the library? 18:30.949 --> 18:32.217 - Mm-hmm. 18:32.316 --> 18:33.452 And then Canaan walked in. [both gasp] 18:33.550 --> 18:35.387 - Whoa. - Holy shit. 18:35.486 --> 18:37.822 - Hi. - Hey! 18:37.922 --> 18:39.291 - Well, I did it. 18:39.390 --> 18:41.493 I finally came out to my dad. [all cheer] 18:41.591 --> 18:44.296 - Wait, how did it go? - Good, and he definitely 18:44.394 --> 18:46.298 likes Tatum, maybe, like, a little too much. 18:46.397 --> 18:48.300 - He invited me golfing. - He just assumed 18:48.398 --> 18:50.035 she golfs because she's gay. 18:50.134 --> 18:52.104 - And he was right. 18:52.203 --> 18:54.373 - ♪ I'm having some trouble believing you ♪ 18:54.471 --> 18:56.175 ♪ I'm hearing the drums just follow you ♪ 18:56.273 --> 18:57.977 - Whitney. 18:58.075 --> 19:01.680 Nice to see you-- for the second time today, huh? 19:01.778 --> 19:03.615 - Mm-hmm, okay, yeah, don't do that. 19:03.713 --> 19:05.717 - You, uh, get any good studying in? 19:05.815 --> 19:07.652 Read some new books? - Please do not make me 19:07.751 --> 19:10.956 leave my own dorm party. I have nowhere else to go. 19:11.055 --> 19:12.257 - So who's the guy? 19:12.356 --> 19:14.326 - He's just some guy from class. 19:14.426 --> 19:15.928 It's casual. 19:16.027 --> 19:17.062 - Kay. 19:17.161 --> 19:18.330 Well, casual looks good on you. 19:18.430 --> 19:19.331 - Thank you. 19:19.431 --> 19:23.135 ♪ ♪ 19:23.234 --> 19:26.205 - ♪ I know they hatin', I know they talkin' ♪ 19:26.302 --> 19:30.642 ♪ I call 'em tree bitches, they steady barkin' ♪ 19:30.740 --> 19:33.412 - There she is! Did you kiss that boy? 19:33.511 --> 19:35.347 - I did! - [screams] 19:35.445 --> 19:37.549 - He was really bad at it. - Most are. 19:37.648 --> 19:40.485 - His tongue, like, darted in, and it just stayed there. 19:40.584 --> 19:42.054 [both groan] - Been there. 19:42.151 --> 19:43.688 Let's find you someone else. - No, no, no, no, no. 19:43.787 --> 19:46.091 Not tonight. I wanna hang with you. 19:46.190 --> 19:48.928 - Aw, that is so sweet. 19:49.025 --> 19:51.296 Well, if that's the case, let's all work on finding 19:51.395 --> 19:53.193 someone for me. I'm not picky as long as 19:53.297 --> 19:55.100 he is perfect looking. 19:55.199 --> 19:59.138 ♪ ♪ 19:59.236 --> 20:00.539 - So I wanted to talk to you 20:00.637 --> 20:03.042 about something. - Okay, what's up? 20:03.140 --> 20:07.207 - I'm starting to think that we don't have a lot in common. 20:07.311 --> 20:08.447 - Yeah. 20:08.545 --> 20:09.915 You might be right, but... 20:11.681 --> 20:13.152 I think it's good that we're different. 20:13.251 --> 20:14.419 You don't spend time worrying 20:14.518 --> 20:15.820 about how much you do and don't 20:15.919 --> 20:18.457 have in common with your friends, do you? 20:18.555 --> 20:20.259 - No. - So why would it be 20:20.357 --> 20:22.761 an issue for us? I like learning new things 20:22.860 --> 20:25.197 from you, like that podcast you told me about. 20:25.296 --> 20:27.466 - You listened to the series on erosion? 20:27.564 --> 20:29.468 - Yeah. It wasn't good to run to, 20:29.567 --> 20:31.470 but it was eye-opening. 20:31.568 --> 20:33.772 I'm just sayin' I don't wanna date someone 20:33.870 --> 20:36.341 who's just like me. - You said "date." 20:36.440 --> 20:39.378 Are we dating? - I think so. 20:39.477 --> 20:42.447 Is that cool? - Yeah. 20:42.546 --> 20:44.016 But I don't wanna watch wrestling with you. 20:44.114 --> 20:46.952 The stories are so lazy. - Oh, those aren't stories. 20:47.051 --> 20:48.620 Those are real. 20:48.719 --> 20:50.489 - Oh... - [chuckles] I'm kidding. 20:50.587 --> 20:52.024 I'm not an idiot. [both laugh] 20:52.123 --> 20:55.227 ["Are You All Alone?" by Lyrah] 20:55.326 --> 20:56.495 - [giggles] 20:56.593 --> 20:59.131 - ♪ I'm caught up in a loop ♪ 20:59.230 --> 21:00.799 ♪ That I can't break ♪ 21:00.897 --> 21:05.504 ♪ But I don't mind you on my mind ♪ 21:05.602 --> 21:11.143 ♪ I-I-I-I can't slow ♪ 21:11.242 --> 21:12.877 [phone chimes] 21:12.976 --> 21:17.249 ♪ Watch you, watch me come undone ♪ 21:17.348 --> 21:20.219 ♪ Hold on, you've got me ♪ 21:20.318 --> 21:23.555 ♪ Throwing myself around ♪ 21:23.653 --> 21:26.491 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 21:26.591 --> 21:32.731 ♪ ♪ 21:32.829 --> 21:35.968 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 21:36.067 --> 21:41.840 ♪ ♪ 21:41.939 --> 21:45.344 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 21:45.443 --> 21:52.651 ♪ ♪ 21:57.354 --> 22:02.027 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 22:02.125 --> 22:06.765 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 22:06.863 --> 22:09.401 ♪ I'm thinking about thinking about you ♪ 22:09.499 --> 22:12.471 ♪ I-I-I-I ♪ 22:12.569 --> 22:16.808 ♪ Can't slow how I'm falling ♪ 22:16.907 --> 22:21.646 ♪ Watch you watch me come undone ♪ 22:21.745 --> 22:27.719 ♪ Hold on, you've got me throwing myself around ♪ 22:27.817 --> 22:30.322 ♪ You know you've got me won ♪ 22:30.421 --> 22:36.328 ♪ Oh, oh, you've got me throwing myself around ♪ 22:36.426 --> 22:37.629 - Go to bed.